fyisaachanson: My Favourite Christmas Sweater
My mom (picking up a business card from the store Quark Soup): What does this word mean? Quark?
Me (terribly excited): A quark is a fundamental constituent of matter!!
My mom: Oh, my german friend told me an ingredient in cheesecake and that's what I thought--
Me: Well, it's not, in fact A QUARK IS A FUNDAMENTAL CONSTITUENT OF MATTER OBSERVED IN 1968 THROUGH DEEP ELASTIC SCATTER!
My mom: Oh. Well, thanks?
I always kind of felt that was a problem with Harry Potter. There are people in...– Hank Green (P4A 2011)
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Canned Awesome: The Night Before TFiOS →
exclaimationpoint27: Twas the ninth night of January And all through the house Not a device was clicking or whirring Not even a computer mouse Nerdfighters were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of TFiOS danced in their heads My stockings were flung near the hamper without care As I dreamed on which…
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amortentia-rush: cupcakepowers: I wasn’t looking for page 404. I was looking for page 394… ^^^^^^